I have a drinking problem (Mishap #3)

I took a long break. I have had many mishaps since I last posted, but the past two days just begged for a post.

Yesterday, whilst leaving a popular establishment with delicious Jacked Diet Cokes, I was leaving down the precarious drive-thru ramp and apparently misjudged the length of it and the chevy came down hard off of a giant curb. My GINORMOUS jacked diet coke spilled everywhere. I couldn't do anything about it. I drove around the corner, got out of the car, and cleaned it as best as I could. Luckily it was mostly ice and cleaned up nice. I drove back through and told them how lame I was and asked for another one (which I was planning on paying for) and they just gave me a new one. Nice gals.

Next time I'll get easy ice. Lesson learned.

TONIGHT I got my husband a delicious smoothie. The only reason I know it was delicious is because when I got home, I placed it on top of the car (with my left hand, reaching above..for the visual) and then as I opened the car door even more after gathering other things, it dumped all over my head and into the car and all over the garage floor.

I found this perfect pic here.

OH.

and I freaking tripped up the stairs at the One Direction movie that I took my daughter to for her 13th birthday.

*sigh*

Mishap #3, not getting the drink into my belly. And tripping up the movie stairs...again.